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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 02:45

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No, not a chance
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
USMNT vs. Trinidad and Tobago: Starting XI & Lineup Notes - US Soccer
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Scientists Bust the Anti-Aging Hype Around This Popular Supplement - bestlifeonline.com
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Exercise improves colon cancer survival, high-quality trial finds - Ars Technica
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Major U.S. health insurers say they will streamline controversial process for approving care - CNBC
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Anyone Can Now Access the Largest Space Map Ever Created. Here's How - CNET
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Former Packers WR makes long touchdown in UFL championship - Acme Packing Company
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
share office space ...
No go.
Whooping cough cases rise sharply in Washington and Oregon, health officials urge vaccination - KGW
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts